Ghost Express
SPECTRE DELIVERY


GHOSTS: THE UNTAPPED RESOURCE


Ghosts have one purpose: shenanigans. More ghosts exist than all of the people who
have ever lived, and until now we’ve allowed them to roam the Earth free of charge.


WHY NOT PUT THEM TO WORK?

Ghost Express has developed a complex system for finding, capturing and redistributing
these ghosts, and we’re finally ready to open up our services to the public!

SEND A UNIQUE DELUXE GHOST!

  • 1 Randomly-chosen spirit from Containment Vault
  • The object we used to lure & trap the ghost; usually something they have a significant attraction to, sealed in a small box with a burned-in Icelandic stave with sandalwood and sage ash. The external enclosure is sealed in black wax that has never seen the sunlight. 
  • 1 Information Card, detailing the ghost’s:
    • Date of Death
    • Type of ghost (Orb, poltergeist, etc)
    • Mood (The ghost usually remains in this mood eternally)
    • Responses to our “Like and Dislike” questioning
  • Please allow 5-7 days for this process before the ghost will ship

SEND SOMEONE A UNIQUE GHOST!

  • 1 magically-sealed package containing:
  • 1 Randomly-chosen spirit from Containment Vault
  • The object we used to lure & trap the ghost; usually something they have a significant attraction to.
  • 1 Information Card, detailing the ghost’s:
    • Date of Death
    • Type of ghost (Orb, poltergeist, etc)
    • Mood (The ghost usually remains in this mood eternally)
    • Responses to our “Like and Dislike” questioning
  • Exclusive access to design insights.

HAUNT YOUR INBOX WITH SPOOKY DEALS!

(NO EUROPES!)